That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 14, 2019

Worst Thanksgiving dinner, EVER!

Lukas is about to prove that his pet salamander didn’t eat Simon’s pet cricket.

“They called it “sushi” and I got the “raw” part down, but I just can’t figure out this “chopsticks” deal.”

“You say he swallowed your car keys?” “They were both in my pocket at the same time “

Wait till he finds his deductible is $6500.

How to skin a Gila Monster for Han’s cowboy boots.

The Pathologists performing the GEICO gecko autopsy are actually looking to see if corruption has set in.

I’m not sure there is a funny bone to remove.

I know it’s dead, but if I put this kind of metal here, and this kind over here, LOOK! It twitched. (Victor Frankenstein’s early work.)

Looks like he bought the State Farm.

“See how tiny the brain is? Very easy to dissect. Always request a Trump brain for these classes, Osgood.”

Milton & Bradleys earliest version of OPERATION….a game for the whole family.

I think they should be looking at Flo as the suspect in this foul play.

And they just knew DSI Brathwaite was going to say, “Aah, he had it coming, little blighter.” Classless prat.

Kirk and Michael Douglas spending some quality time together.

“Hey , ya gotta lighten up on that garlic.”

He met Bucky Cat in a dark alley.

The Salamander: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hans_Canon_Der_Salamander.jpg

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly B1 paper size painting.

http://www.askart.com/artist/Hans_Canon/11020939/Hans_Canon.aspx 

http://www.biographien.ac.at/oebl/oebl_S/Straschiripka_Johann-Bapt_1829_1885.xml 

both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (the 2nd in German; again, Chrome can automatically translate), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2158 (March 13, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“I thought so – it’s the batteries. They’re shot ! The ones on that damn bunny keep going, and going..”

Person of interest-Flo.

Just as we suspected, Doctor… Just below his cranium is the Australian Voice Box! :>)

This is a salamander?!! I thought it was some kind of grill.

I’ve long imagined a GEICO commercial in which the Gecko says, “So easy, even a caveman …”, and the next thing you see is a club with a green and red splotch.

“Hey Marlon, where’d you find this little guy?” “On the waterfront while I wuz waitin’ for a streetcar named desire. I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.”

Right after the war, there was little to eat so Abner and Dutch prepare for their wedding feast

“What would you like it to say? ‘Born To Geck’ ?”

HM. Maybe not exactly “foul” play. Maybe fowl had something to do with the gecko demise..

“How the hell did this place get 3 stars in the Michelin ?”

" I should have known – ‘The New Yorker’s’ food critic loved this place."

“It’s okay – but it’s not like the The Thanksgiving lizards Granny used to make !”