That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 13, 2019

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “It says right here in this book of marriage that the wife must go to the monster truck show with the husband.”

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    Please, I beg you. Just because we haven’t seen the Avengers yet, don’t go spoiling it for us.

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    thebashfulone  over 5 years ago

    And THAT’s why they call it “The Blues”.

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    Egrayjames  over 5 years ago

    “Domino’s, Little Caesar’s, or Pizza Hut……..I’ve got all three phone numbers right here!”

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    jbrobo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “ It says right here. Thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife! Sarah,you don’t have to go…..”

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    aerotica69  over 5 years ago

    Let me get this straight. He left me the contents of his safe but not the KEY???

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    rmremail  over 5 years ago

    Don’t worry, I’ll be right back after I run that annoying D’Artagnan through. I’ll be back in time for dinner. See, Richelieu is not concerned.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    “Fernando, see? What did I tell you? You cannot marry a nun; they’re already married to God/Jesus or whatever. Now, come home.. come home, Fernando. I’ll do that thing you really like… come, let’s go home…”

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    Call me Ishmael  over 5 years ago

    Consulting that zealot in red/ we all feel a tremor of dread/ with maniacal look/ he interprets the Book/ and somebody ends up ..dead.

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    Al Nala  over 5 years ago

    Is THAT the book you’re going to throw at me?

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    Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago
    Whistler’s mother is SICK of posing.
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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    “HOW many parking tickets has she acquired and HOW much is it going to cost?”" Jesus, Mary, Joseph!!"

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 5 years ago

    It says right here, “repeated striking of the head with a stick” will have that effect.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I don’t know why everyone is so down on jury duty. Yes, it can be inconvenient, but it is one of the most rewarding civic activities I have ever done.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Receiving the Order or The Bride of Christ

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Emanuel_Gottlieb_Leutze_-_Receiving_the_Order.jpg 

    has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

     

    http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/leutze_emanuel_gottlieb.html 

    https://www.wikiart.org/en/emanuel-gottlieb-leutze 

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=915 

    https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/l/leutze/biograph.html 

    http://www.artnet.com/artists/emanuel-gottlieb-leutze/ 

    http://www.painting-history.com/artist/leutze_emanuel.htm 

    https://collections.lacma.org/node/167949 

    https://americanart.si.edu/artist/emanuel-gottlieb-leutze-2897 

    https://prabook.com/web/emanuel.leutze/3722253 

    https://www.andrews.edu/~wkunze/german/german-american/notable/L/leutze_emanu/leutze-e.html 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (probably due to 1 very famous painting by him), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 3 works by him have been used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/10/09?comments=visible 

    has the prior work (my comment there one of the artist info URLs).

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2200 (May 12, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    Linguist  over 5 years ago

    " I don’t care what Rowe v. Wade says! By God, we live in Alabama and those are the only laws we’re following! Right, Cardinal?"

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    stamps  over 5 years ago

    See, it says right here – it’s pronounced FRONKENSTEEN.

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    Another Take  over 5 years ago

    I need someone to transcribe this secret scripture onto silver plates and bury it in the Americas somewhere. Afterwards we’ll have no more discussion of multiple wives Johnson.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    I’m having the prosecutor review the jury pool. There are only 5 people in the county without jury exemptions.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sorry that’s the rule. If you don’t tithe 10% you have to give a woman to the church.

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    pcolli  over 5 years ago

    “What do you mean, ’Grandmother’s been drafted’?”

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The Spanish Inquisition? We weren’t expecting you! :>)

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    Worst game of hide-n-seek ever.

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