That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 12, 2019

Sven wanted to stay out at sea even when the other guys wanted to go home.

Okay you guys, a plan only comes together if you actually first meet and discuss the plan.

STICK IN THE MUD !

These first rowing machines just needed a little more friendly cooperation…

“What ya mean ’We’re goin’ that way? We’re going this way.”

Captain Ahab’s first attempt at catching the great white whale was less than a stellar success.

To decide which way they were going, Thomas took a pole.

Yeah…I promised her a day of sailing. All the way here she was singing, “Bye the sea, bye the sea, bye the beautiful sea, You and me, you and me, Oh how happy we’ll be!” Five minutes after we got here she takes off with some dude with a Wave Runner.

Hold on guys, there’s somebody over there with an easel and paint brushes. Rush him on three.. one…two..THREE………….

Uh, guys, that’s what the tides are for.

In the first few Summer Olympics, the pole vault was combined with ocean-rowing into a single event. It was dropped when several world-class (but non-swimming) vaulters drowned.

According to every report/ the pole vault’s a difficult sport/ but when you’re coming down/ with a chance that you’ll drown/ perhaps it IS wise to abort.

Effect achieved by artist using telephoto painting kit.

Hurry up! Put some muscle into it! We’re gonna miss Dancing with the Stars….

>"MARK TWAIN!" >Shuddup idiot. We’re on shore already.

“For the last time, Ahab, we ain’t letting you go out again. That whale already et one boat, and it ain’t getting another!”

Olaf in the back there, calling out the depth every 6 inches.

“Look out, lads – there’s an artist over there. Backs to the boat!”

“Just a little bit higher, men. Once it’s on my shoulder, I’ll take it from there.”

Sven had told them repeatedly that launching the boat meant going toward the ocean.

dumb mike in rear of boat is putting on the break while the three others are trying to drag it onto the beach. dumb mike!

Olie was no match for the three repo-men.

And the inevitable: “Worst cruise ever !”

Ok guys, we’re now two for two. Yesterday we thought that Jill the reaper was a boy, and now we thought that these three dudes were pulling the boat out of the water when they are actually launching it. I think one of us should volunteer to do some research before we post. This is the internet, after all. People expect it to be ACCURATE.

Even with quick action with the gaff, they still lost the keys.

Steve Melcher . . . this is clever!