“We’ll have to forego our trip to the Riviera to pay for the wedding, but it’s worth it to get ‘our little princess’ and her dark side out of the house.”
Knowing the wealthy Frothington’s were noted for the cornucopia of colors and patterns in their stately home, the young suitor wore black,so as to be easily detected amid the riot.
Correction: when your parlor shows colors galore/ and the trend is to Spartan decor/ you’re failing the test!/the eye needs to rest/ have you not learned that less is more?
“Look, I know he’s not the brightest candle on the birthday cake, but she’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, either … Besides, the little twerp is filthy rich and she’s beginning to show!”
WIFE: We’ve already bought 3 cremation urns from this guy. Shouldn’t we be getting a discount on the fourth? HUSBAND: Not so loud! Betty Sue doesn’t know she’s suffering from a deadly form of the grippe just like her 3 sisters before her. WIFE: That’s because we haven’t given it to her yet. HUSBAND: Oh. Yeah…
has a link that points to info about this artist, also pointed to by the title URL. Other than that Wikipedia.org link and its other language versions (again, Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, can translate) and references cited by them, I couldn’t find other online info about him. This is the first work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2362 (January 14, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
“Let the dog be the tie breaking vote.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
So, which one will be the beard?
Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Of course he’ll take bachelorette number one. There is only one.”
Papared25 over 4 years ago
“We’ll have to forego our trip to the Riviera to pay for the wedding, but it’s worth it to get ‘our little princess’ and her dark side out of the house.”
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
try not to let him see how anxious we are to unload her…
jbrobo Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Before we toss him out , let’s see if he can help us with this painting that is about to fall on us. “
DATo over 4 years ago
Solution simple. Pull cord. Chandelier falls. Suitor dead. Daughter saved. Dog dines.
Ubintold over 4 years ago
We can get rid of that bitch. No, I mean the dog.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 4 years ago
Maybe, just maybe, her being a lesbian is part of the attraction. Did you think about that? Did you?
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago
I know she fancies him, but as our interior decorator I think he has really botched this room. Think of what our grandchildren would be like.
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
Knowing the wealthy Frothington’s were noted for the cornucopia of colors and patterns in their stately home, the young suitor wore black,so as to be easily detected amid the riot.
SmashedHat over 4 years ago
While they discuss whether to buy his “wonder broom”, she is deciding on the urn for his remains.
garcoa over 4 years ago
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Don’t turn on the light until they’ve said yes.
lagoulou over 4 years ago
Daughter trying to convince father to accept her suitor and sister hiding because she loves him too and wants to know what’s going to happen…..there!
MS72 over 4 years ago
Let’s tell Jeffrey Epstein she is 14 years. He won’t know the difference.
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
Correction: when your parlor shows colors galore/ and the trend is to Spartan decor/ you’re failing the test!/the eye needs to rest/ have you not learned that less is more?
Linguist over 4 years ago
“Look, I know he’s not the brightest candle on the birthday cake, but she’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, either … Besides, the little twerp is filthy rich and she’s beginning to show!”
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
If we could get him to bathe regularly and study “Lesbian Lover Advice for Straight Men”, they will get along fine.
Holden Awn over 4 years ago
Don’t marry him, sweetheart, his feet are world record tiny.
fritzoid Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Besides, as cousins Franklin and Eleanor have known each other since they were kids…”
Another Take over 4 years ago
WIFE: We’ve already bought 3 cremation urns from this guy. Shouldn’t we be getting a discount on the fourth? HUSBAND: Not so loud! Betty Sue doesn’t know she’s suffering from a deadly form of the grippe just like her 3 sisters before her. WIFE: That’s because we haven’t given it to her yet. HUSBAND: Oh. Yeah…
mabrndt Premium Member over 4 years ago
The Marriage Proposal:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Evert_Jan_Boks_The_Marriage_Proposal_1882.jpg
has info and links that point to info about this painting.
https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=2168
has a link that points to info about this artist, also pointed to by the title URL. Other than that Wikipedia.org link and its other language versions (again, Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, can translate) and references cited by them, I couldn’t find other online info about him. This is the first work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2362 (January 14, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
anomaly over 4 years ago
While her parents discussed his proposal, Henrietta was visualizing William unclothed as she formulated her proposal.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 4 years ago
Kids these days! In my days we used a matchmaker, just like my father and his father before him.
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
While the parents debated and considered, Jonathan sat quietly warming his lap poodle.