That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 30, 2021

Inga was about to swipe left across Henrik’s gonads if he didn’t leave her alone.

Henrik, a recent graduate of the school of hard knocks is taking his first graduate seminar on ’Why you do not sexually harass a black belt Judoka"

Interpretive dance didn’t make much sense in antiquity either.

She says: “Ah! snake!” He says: “Don’t worry, little lady, I’ll keep you safe.” She says: “I was referring to you.”

Jorge thought it was fun to harass women with his big stick. A smackdown often ensued.

“Your left foot outYour left foot inAnd shake it all about”

I may not be naked but I’m afraid, does that count?

In the forest this scene of seduction / came upon a reptilian obstruction. / So she held up her hand / (‘Twas the signal they’d planned.) / She feared snakebite might soon require suction.

Diana froze in place when Lars finally explained why he always carried that wooden rod: “I attract so many beautiful women, I have to beat them off with a stick.” She realized then that he was another snake in the grass.

They were into some S&M stuff. / Nothing savage; a little bit rough. / He would poke and he’d prod / with his long wooden rod / ‘til she gestured and cried, “That’s enough!”

Dag was on the verge of learning what it meant to be explosively face-palmed by Agnes, his obedience school trainee, who would effectively put quietus to his operation!

“No! That’s the fifth time since breakfast.”

The first recorded wardrobe malfunction.

the painting’s title is seduction scene in a forest, but this looks more like sexual assault scene in a forest…

“It’s a natural fact”, said she/“that a serpent prefers to flee./ Set aside your damned stick/ and I’ll show you a trick/ since my left breast has just burst free..”/// And, just as she’d said she she would/ she did – and the trick was so good/ that she showed him again/ and, like most of us men/ with weak knees he departed the wood.

A young Al Franken.

A young Matt Gaetz.

Time out! Wardrobe malfunction!

EVE: Hey, you dirty serpent! Look what you’ve done – this horndog is after my goods all the time ever since you had me bite that apple!

SERPENT: FREE WILL, BABY!

EVE: IT AIN’T MY FREE WILL! ADAM: Come on, Eve! You’re the only game in town.

“You call that a snake? Let me show you a real snake!”

No Byron, it’s always what you want! I have needs as well and you satisfy me not!

Fred and Ginger were dancing along just fine until the snake screwed them up.

She began to regret signing up for the Political Science 101 ‘hands on’ lab.

" Don’t be afraid, my dear. All the snake wants to do is to slide into a nice, warm hole … "

The runners ahead were long gone, / but she wouldn’t take the baton. / Their relay was done / because she didn’t run. / (She shouldn’t have worn the chiffon.)

O.K., kids! Let’s see how much sexual symbolism the artist has managed to cram into this little gem?

The snake on their path was no fool. / He stayed safe by keeping his cool. / “If I coil up my bod / around that wooden rod, / I’ll get into Medical School.”

A seduction scene in a forest: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:C._W._Eckersberg_-_A_seduction_scene_in_a_forest_(1811).jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/06/masterpiece-2738.html 

I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s OK) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 4 works by this artist have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/08/31?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there pointed to one of the artist info URLs that I pointed to at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry).

Said she, with a sad little shake/ of her head ,”Olaf, don’t hurt that snake! / Be it red, white, or blue/ it’s a “target to you-/ and I’ve had about all I can take!”

Nice dress. :)

“You can’t fool me! That stick doesn’t vibrate!”

The album cover for The Bad Dreamer’s “Hit Me Harder” ?

Griselda said’ if you are going to poke me, do it with something else, and i hope it’s bigger than that stick

After that, “Talk to the hand” became a phrase.

No, no way. I don’t do that on the first dates!

They told him where to stick it.

Tony has no game!!! Can’t get anywhere with a topless woman? Snake or no snake!!