That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 22, 2024

Three guys who still haven’t figured out why their wives left them.

/// The Well-Master at Medevi Well

and his Two Sons are eager to tell

that each sip brings the feeling

of all-natural healing.

Just ignore the strong mineral smell.

Emily, your brothers are all holding empty glasses and pitchers. I think they’re hinting at something.

Back in the old days, beer was the breakfast beverage of choice.

I don’t always drink first thing in the morning but when I do I get witness’s.

Green room at ZZ Topp concert…

The Three Stooges The High School Years

Only recorded occurrence of Siamese triplets.

Car guys listens to Biden’s new car regulations.

They aren’t exactly swells/

The bar they hang out in smells:/

Three guys who incline/

To drink very cheap wine,/

They are known as The Three Muscatels”.

Give me a pitcher of whatever’s free!

The first official painting “bomb”.

Yeah, wait till Andy Capp shows up!

The “Whose Line Is It Anyway” cast keep the wigs from the Questions game as they move into the Irish Drinking Song.

The 52nd-year cast reunion of “My Three Sons” was getting off to a good start.

Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Three Men in a Pub,

And who do you think they be?

The butcher the baker, the candlestick maker,

And all of them need to pee..

“Yeah, it’s Bud Light. Trump says it’s OK again!”

“Well, I’m a ‘Papa Bear,’ and Stefan here is an ‘Otter.’ Ivor, in the back, calls himself an ‘Alpaca,’ and…we don’t really know what he means by that.”

“Thanks for the gig, here’s to ’ya.”

Belatedly, David realized he hadn’t told the models that those pitchers held solvent for his paint brushes. Downside: He was going to need new models. Upside: He’d gotten out of having to pay these guys!

“Why, thank you! It is a nice pair of jugs, isn’t it?”

They used delicate drinking glassware in 1686? In the pub? Interesting…

The Spa Master at Medevi and his Sons: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:1686 oil on canvas paintings" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string tif, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this painting, along with a Description (I just added). If your browser isn’t set up to handle .tif images, to see an enlarged image there and avoid the 29.87 MB image download to your device, click a size under the image, rather than the image itself. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3291 (March 22, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far. Another work associated with him was used in the March 20, 2024, strip.

For “Those to whom Nature’s been Kind”/

There’s a line that you don’t stand behind/

regardless of wot/

Believe it or not/

Grand illusions persist in your mind..

The Musketeers celebrating after another victory.

I tried some his apple cider punch, now give me some of your knock out booze!!

Matilda’s a broad shouldered lass/

Who’s even more broad thru the @$$/

Her dimensions extend/

side to side, end to end/

To the point you must signal to pass…

You told us to pose for a pitcher!