The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 12, 2013

That really does happen. I was once in the back of the line, and the pack was pulling away from me, and yet I was the one who got pulled over. I asked the officer that very question, and he said, “because you were the first one I came to.”

Ain’t it the truth?

Well, there ya go!

Like that old jokes says – you don’t have to outrun the lion – you just have to outrun one other guy in the group.

I was told you were the first one that did not notice me behind you and move over by a CA. highway patrol officer

the rule in ca is you must drive with the traffic if everyone’s doing 45 in a 40 zone you have to stay in the right lane or something like that?

I had a cop friend that used the line “When you go fishing, do you catch every fish in the pond?”

Here in Northern California, the CHP calls it “freight-training” !If there’s 6 vehicles involved, they’ll usually get 2-3 of ’em and then radio ahead with the description of the others; this being on non-freeway road I might add !!!

’Nuff said…