The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 19, 2014
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Kewpie: Woof! Kewpie: Woof! Wilberforce: What is it, Kewpie? Wilberforce: Are you hungry or thirsty? Do you want to go for a walk? If only you could talk, we would know what you wanted. Brutus: As a matter of fact, I recently read that a device has been developed that interprets what a dog is thinking! Wilberforce: No kidding? Gee, I wish we had one for you right now, Kewpie! Wilberforce: Of all the important thoughts in your head, I wonder what the first thing you would say would be? Kewpie: Wassup!?
Bark – I want a tree-t.Roof – I want to go outside the house.Wolf – I want to go visit my ancestors.Howl – I want to watch Gilligan’s Island.Whine – Self explanatory.