The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 20, 2014
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Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: Did I ever mention I was in the top five percent of my prep school class of twenty students?
Brutus: Gee, Chief, doesn't that mean you were first in your class?
Mr. Veeblefester: Well, I'm not one to brag, but...
The late Governor Henry Louis Bellmon (R-Oklahoma) graduated from a class of a mere 3: with that, he can say that he graduated in the top 3!!!!!