The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 19, 2014
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Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Kewpie: Woof! Kewpie: Woof! Wilberforce: What is it, Kewpie? Wilberforce: Are you hungry or thirsty? Do you want to go for a walk? If only you could talk, we would know what you wanted. Brutus: As a matter of fact, I recently read that a device has been developed that interprets what a dog is thinking! Wilberforce: No kidding? Gee, I wish we had one for you right now, Kewpie! Wilberforce: Of all the important thoughts in your head, I wonder what the first thing you would say would be? Kewpie: Wassup!?
David Root about 11 years ago
With those 2 stupid boys, Kewpie cannot help but to wonder about this family that he lives with!!!
flyertom about 11 years ago
Daisy, pictured left, runs back and forth from the back door to tell me she has to go outside. Her water dish gets pushed all over the kitchen floor if she’s thirsty. And if she’s hungry, she empties and shreds wastebasket contents.Who says they don’t communicate?
J Short about 11 years ago
Wassup…Dog?
tahoeh2o about 11 years ago
Is Timmy stuck in a well?
NoCents about 11 years ago
Bark – I want a tree-t.Roof – I want to go outside the house.Wolf – I want to go visit my ancestors.Howl – I want to watch Gilligan’s Island.Whine – Self explanatory.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 11 years ago
An old Far Side cartoon commemorated the first dog to English translator. “Bark-bark-bark-bark” = “Hey-Hey”
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 11 years ago
My Moxie has a “Feed me now” look that should be patented.