The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 24, 2019

$ 75? Brutus, better take her to dinner to a good place, maybe it’s cheaper.

What does that vegan chocolate go for? She can stand to lose a few pounds.

Apologize and buy her a box of Black Magic chocolates. (Seeing as you called her a witch…)

I wonder if Clarice knows Willy Wonka.

You can buy her flowers at a supermarket or Costco for a lot less.

5 lb Hershey bar for #34.98 at Amazon. or a 25 lb KISS for $100.

…besides, she’s as broke as I am. Where’s she going to go if she stays mad?

Are the Lambs still crying Clarice?

“Snickers are over there…”

Wow, Clarice’s chocolates are as expensive as Godiva’s. If they tasted as good though I’d pay it:)

I’ve always said, ’there’s nobody chocolate-ier than Clarice’…

Bite-size butterfingers and whipped cream

Just give her the money and let her go to the mall if you still have one!