The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 27, 2020

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    Argythree  over 4 years ago

    Too much cheese and not enough butter on the outside of the bread…

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    wldhrsy2luv  over 4 years ago

    It’s a non-stick pan. Technically, you should be able to have the cheese on the outside and the butter on the inside and it still shouldn’t stick.

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    stellanova87  over 4 years ago

    How old is the pan? If you tend to scrub it when you wash it you could scrub the non-stick coating right off.

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    jpsomebody  over 4 years ago

    Some non-stick coatings become clogged with cooking spray and cease to work.

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    Lucy Rudy  over 4 years ago

    He probably put the cheese on the outside of the bread.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Think about your name!

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    Jeff0811  over 4 years ago

    What I want to know, or maybe I’m better off not knowing, is what would Gordon Ramsay say?

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Still at sea, eh, Thornapple? Tsk, tsk.

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    Totalloser Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Never flip an open grilled cheese sandwich

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Those non stick pans are all a joke.. they work for a couple of weeks and then don’t. And the ones with a warranty.. want you to ship it.. at your expense.. where they may.. or may not (likely) replace it.

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    I got a new non-stick crepe pan. The first couple of uses they flew right off onto the stove.

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    Still need to give it a push with a non stick spatula.

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    aerilim  over 4 years ago

    The secret is on the temperature. If the pan is not hot enough it will stick.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Face it, some people just don’t have the aptitude to cook. And if you’re known as the born loser, it probably comes with the territory.

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    YorkGirl  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ooh, I know the feeling! Do have one pan, granite texture, that does not stick…my favorite!;-D it’s heavy, but great!

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    namelocdet  over 4 years ago

    A chef’s hat and apron to make grilled cheese? Ok!

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    stefaninafla  over 4 years ago

    Never use cooking spray on a non-stick pan. the spray kills them.

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    William Sutton Premium Member over 4 years ago

    While working in Customer Service and Product Information for QVC, I learned that using cooking sprays on non-stick surfaces results in pitting of the surface, ruining its non-stick properties.

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    CrosswalkxStreet  over 4 years ago

    Maybe you overcooked your grilled cheese sandwich.

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    No New Wars  almost 2 years ago

    Huh? Why fry cheese to grill it?

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