The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 21, 2021

Brutus, maybe you should “invest” in a good lock pick set?!!

/SHMIRK/

The key to success with this company is to have a name that ends with Veeblefester.

Face it Brutus, the only one that Veeblefester wants to succeed is…….Veeblefester! ;D

Poor Brutus. I bet that even happens to him with the men’s room key.

As the late great Roddy Piper once said: “Just when you know all the answers I change the questions.”

Try dynamite.

Of course, BL. What else did you expect from ol’ VeeBee>

It is in the safe and you need the combination.

Strike out on your own, Thorny! >Choke! Snarf! Guffaw!<

here’s an idea, next time just use a bulldozer on the door. no lock can safe a door from that. :D

Yet it’s not in him to change jobs. He feels he is right where he belongs.

Watch out, Brutus! Something Rancid this way comes…

Softly, softly, catchee monkey Brutus. Roll with the flow. Patience gains the day! If you’re 46, just another 20 years until retirement. 20 long years, maybe. Good grief.

Get to know a good locksmith.

Brutus, you should know by now that, not only does this happen at work, but it happens all the time in life. Just when we think things are settled in our lives, something happens to shake things up. We just have to suck it up, adjust, and carry on.

Brutus that’s how veeblefester keeps you at the top of your game, such as it is.

The same could probably be said of Mr. Dithers and the pointy haired boss.

Getting the IN BOX stuff done and placed into the OUT BOX just might be the key that you are looking for…..

Brutus is in deep thought. Can’t wait for his response. Veeblefester and his money bags. Wait on 2nd thought, who wants to work for a poor man. They can’t furnish any jobs.

Ah, Enlightenment!