The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 15, 2021

No tip for you, then

Ooooh, ooooh! I want a “Born Loser” edition of Monopoly!

Winning at Monopli is the only way for Brutus to get rich …. maybe.

If she’s expecting a payment for that prediction, she’s the Born Loser!!

/HA-HA/

It can’t get much more clearer than that !

She sees Brutus playing Monopoly in the future.

Free parking just wasn’t in his future.

This is what happens when one person has a monopoly on fortunetelling!

And there’s no get out of jail free cards.

my future, not what the monopoly card says.

I think she left a Monopoly game out under the crystal ball. Next she’ll tell him that he won a beauty contest and he’ll get $10.

Going to a fortune teller for losing advice…not smart!

Well, at least he won’t have to pay the Boardwalk Hotel rent…

This is where she offers to sell him a Get Out of Jail Free card.

I had a friend with a side gig as a Tarot Card Reader. She worked a lot of business conventions. I never got incriminating details but she said it was not that hard to imagine what kinds of deep trouble a businessman had to get into to think a fortune teller would help.

“Yes I understand that, but do I ultimately win?” Actually we all really know that answer don’t we…….

Brutus look of disgust panel 3 tells it all.

monopoly jail isn’t too bad as long as you can eat beans and weenies 3 times a day.

Monopoly …like Oreos …has FAR too many variants these days.

Gladys is going to kick your butt at Monopoly…

Even when seeking his fortune, Brutus is unfortunate.

I hope Brutus uses monopoly money to pay for that reading.

No his future, not yours, you shyster.

Did she see his IOU coming?