The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 30, 2022

Just remember: He who makes no mistakes is he who does nothing.

Also let’s not forget – “A person that has a clean desk, does absolutely nothing!!!”

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If you never make a mistake, You never do anything

A mistake is proof that you’re fallible.

“Don’t worry chief. I’ll try really, really hard as long as I work here.”

I mistakenly thought I’d made a mistake once, but I was wrong, I was right after all!;)

“Try? There is no try. Do or do not.” Sensei Richard Kim.*

*Black Belt Magazine 1973

Well my wife definitely says I’m trying.

I thought I was wrong once. Turns out I was mistaken.

they say that you learn from your mistakes, but my wife wishes i’d quit learning…

The last several visits to the boss’ office there were only one or two bags of money. Today there are four. Things can’t be going too wrong.

how bad of a mistake did he make or do I even want to know?

Do nothing tomorrow Sir Brutus – Maybe the Chief will give you a raise for improvement.

Brutus had better watch it with those glib sayings, cause boss man is making a list of reasons to finally fire him. There may come a time when being designated whipping boy is no longer an asset.

Brutus, as with Einstein, is merely figuring out 1000 ways it won’t work.

The Chief should have appreciated Brutus’ honestly instead of a snarky remark!

Yes l am Chief…..

That bad huh?

He’s simply eliminating ways to not do things.

Brutus is very important to Veeblefester because he uses him to hone his wit.

Just grab a bag and run!