The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 26, 2022

He was going to say “May I work overtime today to show my gratitude!”

Never interrupt the boss when he is having quality time with the only thing he really loves. (ka-ching)

May I count your money for you? Na, that’s not it. He wanted the afternoon off to to to the ball game or something.

Rephrase the question…, Excuse me chief, do you mind if I leave a little early today? I need some “me” time.

Boss: No!

Problem solved.

great, thanks a lot. I feel better now… :E

An example of money talks a bulls-t walks…..

I was going to say “May I run an idea past you where you could make more money”. However, if it’s not a good time….

Looks like Veeblefester has run out of room on the floor for his money and has to use his desk. Well, we are into the Fall and there is probably a big uptick in the tea cozy business.

These two have quite a bizarre relationship, but it works for them.

OK, Mother may I?

when i start to make a suggestion my wife stops me and says, hang on, i’ll just grab my sledgehammer…