The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 27, 2024

That should give it some tang.

Bonus grease stains for the next 50 loads if the dryer doesn’t go up in flames first

Coudn’t Mama Gargle thaw it by throwing a spell on it? ( Sorry Mama)

There will be bruises and broken bones.

Let’s start well!

It’s going to be a great Thanksgiving Day.

I hope you didn’t add a dryer sheet.

Sounds like another Thanksgiving Pizza

My microwave has a “defrost” setting…

You’re going to end up with an awfully dry bird.

turkey jerky for Thanksgiving!

The dishwasher might have been a better choice.

Oy! Not only will it ruin the dryer, but it will render the turkey bruised, tender, and drowning in its own juices…..aaaaaacckk!