The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for May 18, 2015
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Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
Two rich kids are caught doing drugs by a cop…
The cop recognizes them and tells them: “Since you have parents in high places, I’m gonna offer you a proposition. In 3 days from now, I want you to find other teens like yourself and convince them to quit drugs.”
3 days have past, and the two come to the officer with their results.
The first kid tells him: “I talked 17 out of drugs.”
The cops asks him: “17!? What did you do?”
So the kid responds: “I showed them a drawing with 2 circles, and I told them ‘The big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small one is after that.’”
And then the other kid’s turn: “I talked 170 out of drugs.”
Amazed, the cop says: “170!?! I thought the other kid was good. What did you do?!”
So he says: “I did the same thing as he did, except I told them ’the small circle is your ASSH0LE before prison, and the big one is after prison.”
( JAN 2 )