A man and woman are having an “amicable” divorce after many years of marriage, but the husband has one question.
“Dear, there’s something that’s been preying on my mind for a lot of years now. And since we’re splitting up, and it doesn’t really matter any longer, I hope you won’t mind answering me.”
“Certainly; what’s your question?” she asks.
“Well, we have five children, and they’re all a lot alike except for Little Johnny. I’ve always wondered, did Johnny have a different father from the rest of them?”
Meekly, she answers, “Well…yes. Yes, he did.”
“So, please,” he goes on. “Tell me who is Little Johnny’s father.”
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
Oh Boy
A man and woman are having an “amicable” divorce after many years of marriage, but the husband has one question.
“Dear, there’s something that’s been preying on my mind for a lot of years now. And since we’re splitting up, and it doesn’t really matter any longer, I hope you won’t mind answering me.”
“Certainly; what’s your question?” she asks.
“Well, we have five children, and they’re all a lot alike except for Little Johnny. I’ve always wondered, did Johnny have a different father from the rest of them?”
Meekly, she answers, “Well…yes. Yes, he did.”
“So, please,” he goes on. “Tell me who is Little Johnny’s father.”
Taking a deep breath, she replies, “You are.”
Gent over 3 years ago
They is still waiting for the taco truck. It never came yesterday.