They can only bring one item each. The Ukrainian man decides he will bring a case of water. The Polish man decides he would like to bring a Camel. The Russian decides he will bring a car door with him.
When they arrive at the Desert they are all asked why they chose to bring each item. The Ukrainian answers first, “I brought water so I could have a drink whenever I get too hot.”
The Polish man said, “Good idea, I brought a camel so I can ride him when I get to tired to walk.”
The Russian man says, “Well they are both good ideas, but I brought a car door so as soon as I get too hot I can roll down the window.”
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
Three men are going to the desert.
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A Ukrainian man, Polish man and Russian man.
They can only bring one item each. The Ukrainian man decides he will bring a case of water. The Polish man decides he would like to bring a Camel. The Russian decides he will bring a car door with him.
When they arrive at the Desert they are all asked why they chose to bring each item. The Ukrainian answers first, “I brought water so I could have a drink whenever I get too hot.”
The Polish man said, “Good idea, I brought a camel so I can ride him when I get to tired to walk.”
The Russian man says, “Well they are both good ideas, but I brought a car door so as soon as I get too hot I can roll down the window.”
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
An anglophone student is learning to speak French.…when a black fly lands on his teacher’s desk. “Regarde le mouche”, the student tells his teacher.
“It’s not LE mouche” says the teacher. “It’s LA mouche”.
…the student is impressed: “how could you tell? Your eyesight is amazing!”
ObiJoan almost 2 years ago
OMG, even insects have their pronouns now!