The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 08, 2010

No, you foolish child!

He looks like a wife beater.

She met him at a mixer mixer. He was doing the mashed potato. He left the potato to be with her. After a few years of being beaten and battered, she broke up with him when she caught him twaddling a turnip. She’s now his eggs-wife. She got custardy of the house.

“He’s a really nice guy and very funny. He always cracks me up.”

I like a good egg who has no problems with adding whips into the mix.

It beats me why you two don’t want to accept this.

Edward Beater-hands

And, of course, her parents are all broken up about it.

Their children will be Egg-Beaters, cholesterol free, but, like mules, they can’t reproduce.

Mix it up a little.

Edcole, yeah, even missing the T-shirt. (and how can it be a T-shirt if it’s not T shaped?)

Coyoty - Are you sure he was doing the Mashed Potato? I thought they were doing the Meringue…

although love hath no boundries, it is probable she will end up being battered in a batter

Some parents don’t approve of mixed marriages.

She must REALLY be mixed up!!

“When Good Eggs Go Bad”, Chapter 1

Love the posts!

A friend is someone who loves you even though you’re slightly cracked.

Her goose is about to be cooked.

Beaten but not defeated.

The yolk will be on her in the end.

I guess that she needs to watch the movie: “The Stepfather”.

Stella!

Her last boyfriend was a skillet. Poor choice in mates.

battered, but not broken!

GREAT comments all!!!

Let’s take it back a few years…

This is your brain… this is your brain on drugs… any questions?

Omg just when i think this comic couldn’t get any funnier, i read the posts!!

I don’t think anyone has a thing to worry about. She looks like a pretty tough egg to me.

Just wait a few she will be on Cracked at no time.