Why don’t the cow mutilators work in pairs? One would tip the animal and the other would do the mutilation. They could do away with the heightistic discrimination then.
craters everywhere! it’s dangerous to walk around the amusement park with all the craters! you’d think if we could put a zoron on the earth, we could get those craters filled up!
margueritem over 13 years ago
I like it!
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
I don’t think we’ll be seeing this there:
margueritem over 13 years ago
No, chances are they’d find that boring, Coyoty.
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 13 years ago
What would Gary Larson think of the Cow Carver?
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
Art Bell would love this one.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
The E ticket ride at this park is the Area 51 Haunted Hangar.
prrdh over 13 years ago
Why don’t the cow mutilators work in pairs? One would tip the animal and the other would do the mutilation. They could do away with the heightistic discrimination then.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
craters everywhere! it’s dangerous to walk around the amusement park with all the craters! you’d think if we could put a zoron on the earth, we could get those craters filled up!
joefish25 over 13 years ago
Excellent, Scott!!! Laugh out loud funny.
Manitobaman over 13 years ago
I like the alien looking at his watch as if to say ” man, how much longer till we get in ? ”
240tom over 13 years ago
This is good only thing missing is the booth where aliens take just one sock of each pair,out of the clothes dryer
SaunaBeach over 13 years ago
Is the souvenir hacker selling ANAL probes???
gofinsc over 13 years ago
Sad to admit I had to look up Art Bell. “(I’m) so unhip, when you say ‘Dylan’ (I) think you’re talking about Dylan Thomas, whoever he was.”
thombluemel Premium Member over 13 years ago
Scott -
Another classic! You funn man! I love the Art Bell touch!!
Hope all is well,
Thom
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
I loved the original open lines no screener hello you’re on the air what’s keeping every insomniac in North America up all night tonight show.
chimfwembensofu over 13 years ago
dont worry zoron you can always play in the Take me to your leader maze while you wait for me..??