Sadly, Edward struck at a time when he knew there was a big rock concert going on in Boulder (a smaller one in Little Rock), a stone’s throw away, so there were no rocks available. Now law enforcement is caught between a hard place and a hard place.
Mâché – A place where friends stick together, and it’s hard to leaf. Actually, why would paper go to a place called “mâché”? That’s like a dog going to a club called “The Pound”.
margueritem over 12 years ago
When scissors go bad, News at 10:00.
margueritem over 12 years ago
SNERK!!!
bluskies over 12 years ago
Think they’ll throw confetti after the investigation and trial are over, or will some higher-up just shred the evidence?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Get off the phone! Turn around and save that doll while she still has a shred of dignity!
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 12 years ago
It’s cutting edge news!!
Nachikethass over 12 years ago
LOL sir…
cdward over 12 years ago
Quick! Scissor’s cutting paper; bring the rock!
jreckard over 12 years ago
But after the rocks arrive, there’s gonna be a great cover up.
TheWildSow over 12 years ago
Bring Spock too, but leave the Lizards at home!
finale over 12 years ago
“Honest Officer, I thought I could hold a couple of shots of WD 40; but I guess I was mistaken!”
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
We regret to inform you that yesterday while responding to a domestic situation, our beloved Daily News was cut down. He is now Yesterday’s News.
jimwill0803 over 12 years ago
Looks like a case for Detective Glue. I think he can put this case together in no time.
debuggingdevice over 12 years ago
Reporting on the cutting edge of the news
prrdh over 12 years ago
Why not use the rocks the drinks are on?
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Shear carnage…
Hussell over 12 years ago
Today’s strip is funny. What a cut-up!
At least once the sissors are defeated, they can celebrate by throwing the confetti that is all around!
J Quest over 12 years ago
Probably just one Rock should do it…http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_Johnson
makemlaugh over 12 years ago
Wow, this one’s a real page turner.
Sadly, Edward struck at a time when he knew there was a big rock concert going on in Boulder (a smaller one in Little Rock), a stone’s throw away, so there were no rocks available. Now law enforcement is caught between a hard place and a hard place.
Mâché – A place where friends stick together, and it’s hard to leaf. Actually, why would paper go to a place called “mâché”? That’s like a dog going to a club called “The Pound”.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Ow! Dang it. I got a paper cut from my keyboard reading this one.
iced tea over 12 years ago
It’s in the cutting room!
tallcanofbeer over 12 years ago
fmasroor over 12 years ago
I think if you stick out your index finger, it makes a nice gun that destroys anything.