The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 09, 2015

She kinda ran off half baked, and you think she left you in the soup…. but one day you’ll realise that the pod is more peas-ful without her…

(I don’t want to tell him this…he always called her his precious baby dal…but some neighbors pinto darker picture…it involves this fellow from Lima…they think she’s bean with him lately…)

And Gopher… tasty!

BTW…. thanks everybody who complimented my silliness yesterday….I can’t claim that I actually “wrote” it…just stole the rhyme scheme and changed some… er… maybe most … of the words.

And of course, it was harder for Dr. Seuss… he wasn’t allowed to use big words like “stencil” and “accident.”LOL.

She heard he was going to get canned. That’s what he gets for marrying a young chickpea half his age.

I heard she is seeing a ham and doing pot together. I better be careful, this is not a recipe page.

They split in a souped up car.

She better be looking over her shoulder,He has a cousin from Sicily who is known asChicky Garbanzo.

The peas split? You gott be kidney me. I just feel soy for the little chickpeas.

Something fishy in this plaice. I guess the chips were down

Katie went on a cruise, but I expect her to return holme any day now.

I bet she ran off with one of those carrots. They’re always together. Don’t like this plot. Too mushy.

I dream of whirled peas…. emerging from this primordial soup

They were like two peas in a pod.

joe piglet: Speaking of recipes, whatever happened to the Greek chef?

You snow this pea should start a pod cast.