The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 16, 2017

Sign on wall:

We Aim To Please

So Please Aim

6% ???? It’s that high? I would have never thought so.

well especially when you are texting and tinkeling at the same time you might miss here and there….

I’ve always figured it’s because so many men have excessively inflated ideas of the size of their, er, “equipment”. They need to stand closer than they think they do. :-)

Wow, so it’s not just me wondering about that.

I want proof on that last one. Let’s see the statistics.

I’m proud to be one of the 6%, thank you. I’ve always been a bit of a maverick!

Visit a public women’s room sometime – they’re repulsive too. Grossness is not unique to one sex.

Perfectly drawn as most guys never lift the seat before cutting loose. They’re also the same men who can’t find it necessary to wash their hands when done. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone to a nice restaurant, watched a guy use the urinal, then proceed to walk right out of the bathroom without at least rinsing their hands, let alone wash them. Angry face emoji!

Yeah, there’s always a few “Dribbly McSprinkles” that makes it look bad for the rest of us…

In our defense, women sit. It’s hard to miss at point-blank range.

In case of an air raid,hide under the men’s urinal.It never gets hit :~)

On some SAC military bases there’s a sign in the barracks’ bathrooms that says: “In case of nuclear attack, hide in here – the toilet bowl – it hasn’t been hit yet”.

That should read “women’s bathroom.” They are by far worse than men’s. Women hover over the seat… makes for very poor success rate.

I was a janitor for many years, women make more of a mess then men. I would rather clean a port-a-potty than a women bathroom

If nothing else, love the references to Greg Maddux and Greg Norman, both great sports legends of a time past.

Yup ! the main reason I am Against shared public bathrooms ! LOL

I work in a restaurant, and let me tell you, that when it comes time to clean the restrooms, it is the women’s that is messier. There’s always tp on the floor, women’s products not properly put away, diapers…ugh. The worst was dirty underwear someone left on the floor.

Glad I didn’t read this strip at breakfast.

I used to be a janitor and the women’s room was always worse.

Like my mom says to my dad. You have 2 hands use 1 of them to aim.

all women have to do is remain seated.

While on a visit to Blackpool, England, my son needed a public rest room. He was directed to one below ground. When he came back up he was speechless for a few minutes. The rest room was one from decades?/centuries? ago and was a loooong trough with water running through it. You couldn’t miss hitting it! Those ancients knew what they were doing.

So, is the last panel also Steph Curry’s, Greg Maddux’s, and Greg Norman’s accuracy in a public men’s restroom?

I remember reading a study that showed how in public urinals where there is a plastic fly or some sort of target-circle glued onto the inside of the urinals, the mess was much less than usual. Apparently men enjoy having something to aim for….or at.

Although I’m an ex-smoker, it’s a shame there’s no more butts in the urinal. I miss playing Battleship!