The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 25, 2018

It’s time we had that talk about the birds and the fish ladders

“If the other kids were jumping up the stream, …”

What? It’s normal for kids his age to be curious about spawning.

Time for The Talk mom and dad.

Salomn gonna get a gilling.

And Dad thought he had a great hiding place.

Does it have a centerfold that’s the fresh catch of the day?

You should see the video he’s streaming.

spawnography

In this months issue, Tails of the South.

He just reads it for the roe articles.

His parents should be dead.

Wow! Look at the gills on that one!

Centerfold is a Blow Fish.

GASP!!! The HORROR!

Wait till you see the centerfilet

Good thing she didn’t also find the copy of clam digger monthly.

Is he suicidal?

Lox him up!

I LOVE it!

“Don’t bait me, Salma. He made his own waterbed; now he can lie in it.”

No spawning for him….He’s soooooo grounded!

Later the dad and his son will watch the horror series, “American Fisherman”.