The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 30, 2019

Looks like she’s got him coming and mowing. :P

Insight into the prescription for a non-argumentative relationship.

The writing is on the WALL !

20 jobs in 20 days. Gives new meaning to 20/20.

Q: How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 1 or 2? 3 or 4? 5 or 6?

How about honey-do-it-yourself?

Well, at least he can skip some of em saying he couldn’t see them.

How many of us have an eye chart in the kitchen? I do!

I’m sorry, I can’t read any of what’s on that chart (I’m assuming that is a chart on the wall and not just a space where you ran out of paint).

NOW? Of course it’s now. What other time could it possibly be?

Should’ve reversed the chart and it put MOW at the bottom. Then tell your wife you couldn’t read that line.

I see what you did there.

If the lady of the house wants hubby to do the job fast, she just adds the words “come to bed” after the the word “then”.

I

Can’t

See

A

Thing!

I would definitely not be doing what’s on the bottom line!

That looks like a pessimetrist’s list.