The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 07, 2019

My favorite bumper sticker from years past:

“I Brake for No Apparent Reason.”

Watch where you’re going you dummy!

He’s going for broke!

How’s my crashing ?1-800-xxx x

There,s a couple of ways to interpret that bumper sticker. One is bad news for the guy in front of him, the other is bad news for the guy behind him!

he looks like a dummy….

Who needs brakes.

He’s such a workaholic he doesn’t even take a brake.

“It’s got safety tubes, but I ain’t scared:/The brakes are good, tires fair.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7l7nDuj1o

Mine is “Dyslexics Untie!”

He is about to meet his “wall of responsibility”!

He should ask the engineers to give him a brake.

Reminds me of a couple of my favorite personal-improvement books: “Crash Tests for Dummies” and “Ventriloquism for Dummies”.

Sounds like people in grocery store or Costco, pushing carts 90 or nothing!

Always on the job.

I’ll bet those airbags are pretty comfy.

Must be a member of the Dark side…

….of the Schwartz!

My favorite sticker: Caution! I Drive Just Like You.

I guess he likes listening to Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” while driving. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5ApYxkU-U

I Brake For Yard Sales And Critters.

The first time I saw the bumper sticker “I Brake for nothing”, I wondered if that meant, he never brakes or he brakes when there is no reason to brake.. The latter makes more sense as otherwise he only stops when he runs out of gas.

I brake for the squeals.

Oh…give me a brake.

Canadian Crash Test Dummies ;)

If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.

I like this better than Gary Larson’s “I don’t brake.”

Well, there’s a lot of nothing out there.