The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 11, 2019

We can usually fix you in 12 treatments, but you ought to come back for weekly tuneups for the first 3 months, followed by monthly tuneups for life.

In Australia it’s called outback Thursday…

Disc-usting.

Looks like they all started with a weak back about a week back and just couldn’t stand it anymore.

“Now let’s get crackin’!”

I guess it’s too late for them to back out now.

Ouch!

I always suspected chiro was a scam, but became certain when I found out their professional association produced a whole series of videos with subjects like “how to convince people they need to come to you forever” and “how to convince people they need to bring their infant to you for adjustments.”

These treatments aren’t always what they’re cracked up to be.

The lift without your knees festival was a bad idea.

Ah. The day after “Hump Day”…

“They’re “Back” again"!!!

Probably should change the name of the office. A man keeps calling that he has been stiff for about four hours.

Another gem by Hilburn!

Would have been fun to see “Coccyx Chiro”

Considering the number of women in that line, there must be a lot of sidewalk cracks being stepped on.

This sick dude thinks back pain is a game. (I’m guessing, like say, “Game of Throwns”?)

They must of picked up their cable bill.