The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 19, 2019

And the one time I got him to go, the wind was too strong for us to make it there.

O go mime your own business! In mime of course.

And he is not coming out until it’s all clear.

That counselor must be a MIME READER !

I know sometimes you wish you could just shoot him.

But remember:

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Fear not, for Captain Underpants will save him. Tra la laaaaaa!

Just practising for when he’s put into the coffin alive.

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Pull out and invisible frying pan and tell him firmly: “You’re going!”

I’m sorry. I’ve got nothing to say about this one…

Anything you say can and will be held against you.

I see the hat and I think Marcel Marceau.

The best method for getting rid of mimes is to learn ventriloquism.

Unfortunately, the invisible box also has breathing holes – more’s the pity. Stupidest idea for entertainment ever thought of and acted on – and still it continues. Ugggggh!

invisible box of emotion

Counselor: “Well, what have you got to say for yourself?”

Look! It’s Schrodinger’s mime…