The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 27, 2019

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

So it’s TRUE what they say about green M&Ms!

He doesn’t seem plain but she’s nuts.

I love that cracking sound of your whip!!! Please don’t stop!!

Why do all the hot girls go for the big, dumb, nuts guys?

While I can see a correlation between M&M’s and the dentist, I don’t know about this comic….it looks a little sick.

I’ll never look at an M&M the same…

“And THAT, kids, is how I met your mother…!”

Sorry, but this is really poor taste.

Ah, the four food groups: Green M&M’s, red M&M’s, yellow M&M’s, and brown M&M’s.

“Mommy, I don’t get this. What are they doing?”

♫You make it hurt so good. Come on, Baby, make it hurt so good.♫

I know people who put out a candy dish with a mixture of Skittles and M&Ms at their parties. S&Ms, of course.

No, no, you’ve got it all wrong. You melt the chocolate, you whip the cream, and you beat the eggs…

BTW, the Catwoman dominatrix was a nice touch.

I think he’s going to melt in her hands. And her … umm maybe I should stop now.

I take it the “Melt in your mouth, not in your hand” joke’s overdone, or are we trying to keep it clean?

Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks.

Here in Wisconsin, S&M means sausage and mushroom, and B&D refers to blowing and drifting.

The green M&M disguised as Catwoman from Batman?

(Channeling his inner-Bill Murray) “Ohh! Candy bar! Candy bar!”

Where are the censor?

What a way to come out of your shell.

Oh, you want some candy? I’ll give you some candy!

Wrong on so many levels. Not sure it could be better.

This is just weird (but it gave me a laugh, which is all that really matters).

Just don’t mention Reese’s