When he lies, do the branches get longer too?
Wood you beleaves that was one heck of a sneeze!
“Stay wood, boy! Stay wood!”
Oh Pinocchio, you’re acting up at the dinner table just like a real boy!
Need to trim that nose hair something fierce!
He’s starting to sprout already!! Must be an early Spring, or climate change!!
Bring in the tree surgeon rather than the clowns.
He’ll make like a tree and leaves.
That’s what you get when you use green wood!
If Pinnocchio keeps lying, Geppetto may never have to worry about firewood.
I see that he is finally branching out.
You think that’s funny, but it’s not.
I was expecting splinters…
He’s come undone….
Great. This one made me snort. Looked remarkably the same.
Judging by the color of the leaves, it must be fall. I think Pinocchio needs to start shaving.
And I thought nose hairs were a problem.
He’s been begging for almost a century to be a real boy. By now he must be so ticked-off that when Geppetto asks him to go out and get more wood, and I promise to make you a real boy no strings attached, he comes in empty handed.
I’d hate to see what happens when he breaks wind, (as my grandmother used to say).
Another masterpiece by Hilburn!
Trim those nose hairs!
Instant kindling.
Would expect sap instead.
What does a wooden boy eat?
This is why you never lie about food allergies.
His table manners leaf something to be desired…
Root Boogers or Booger Roots?
Farside99 almost 5 years ago
When he lies, do the branches get longer too?
Gent almost 5 years ago
Wood you beleaves that was one heck of a sneeze!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Stay wood, boy! Stay wood!”
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oh Pinocchio, you’re acting up at the dinner table just like a real boy!
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Need to trim that nose hair something fierce!
SHIVA almost 5 years ago
He’s starting to sprout already!! Must be an early Spring, or climate change!!
Aussie Down Under over 4 years ago
Bring in the tree surgeon rather than the clowns.
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
He’ll make like a tree and leaves.
iggyman over 4 years ago
That’s what you get when you use green wood!
jel354 over 4 years ago
If Pinnocchio keeps lying, Geppetto may never have to worry about firewood.
Less Monday... More Friday over 4 years ago
I see that he is finally branching out.
e.groves over 4 years ago
You think that’s funny, but it’s not.
StratmanRon over 4 years ago
I was expecting splinters…
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
He’s come undone….
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Great. This one made me snort. Looked remarkably the same.
uniquename over 4 years ago
Judging by the color of the leaves, it must be fall. I think Pinocchio needs to start shaving.
Homer J over 4 years ago
And I thought nose hairs were a problem.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
He’s been begging for almost a century to be a real boy. By now he must be so ticked-off that when Geppetto asks him to go out and get more wood, and I promise to make you a real boy no strings attached, he comes in empty handed.
NaturLvr over 4 years ago
I’d hate to see what happens when he breaks wind, (as my grandmother used to say).
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Another masterpiece by Hilburn!
CYGNUS X1 over 4 years ago
Trim those nose hairs!
Lablubber over 4 years ago
Instant kindling.
Petemejia77 over 4 years ago
Would expect sap instead.
Indianapolis Smith over 4 years ago
What does a wooden boy eat?
danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago
This is why you never lie about food allergies.
JP Steve Premium Member over 4 years ago
His table manners leaf something to be desired…
dwane.scoty1 over 4 years ago
Root Boogers or Booger Roots?