Better call in Sheriff Bart and The Waco Kid.
If it’s a tunnel, Wile E. Coyote has infested your house.
If it’s a really clever paint job, look for the Road Runner.
Mr. Phillips had refused to sell his property for the construction of High Speed Rail.
That exterminator is good. He must have a trained eye.
They let us live in the front of the house
They let us live in the back
But there ain’t no livin’ in the middle of the house
‘Cause that’s the railroad track
When a bill collector comes to the house
He knocks and bangs on the door
So we sit him right down in the middle of the house
And he never comes back no more
The railroad comes through the middle of the house
It comes and goes through the middle of the house
And the trains are all on time
Here comes the five-o-nine
a mouse that size, they better make tracks…
Looks like you got the Reading Railroad line!
Might be the tunnel of love.
It’s either a roadrunner, a coyote, or Chuck Jones.
Oh boy, this is great. :-D This kind of humor is why I subscribed to Argyle Sweater, the Far Side kind of humor. Recently I was sad not seeing anything like this, but at last!
I guess he’s never seen trained mice.
If you try chasing any roadrunners down that thing, you’ll regret it.
It’s funny, I’ve never noticed this before.
Whatever your station in life, you should be content with it.
An infestation or rail-riding hobos…
It looks like Mr. Phillips has been railroaded.
he may have a coyote/roadrunner infestation
Looks to me they’re mining for something in that thar tunnel….
Interesting events en train.
Code says you should have a crossing light and drop gate.
“Sir, you may have junkies. I can usually tell by their tracks.”
Make tracks and get out of there.
Seriously large mouse-tracks.
Giant Fraggles?
Another masterpiece by the Duke of Cartoons: Mr. Hilburn. Kudos and yet again you earned my daily “Gold Star” for best cartoon!
Get ready son. We’re going to catch the giant mouse. But father!!.
It’s been this way ever since we hosted the Monopoly tournament.
The exterminator will track down the problem.
got to hand it to them, though, whoever it is, they do good work.
Most honorable ninja leave no tracks.
When I was a kid this was one of my favourite songs:“The railroad runs through the middle of the house”
Whatever it is, just follow its tracks. They might not find it, though, because they all have tunnel vision.
“Pardon me Roy, is that the mouse who chewed your new shoes…?”
Farside99 over 4 years ago
Better call in Sheriff Bart and The Waco Kid.
Dirty Dragon over 4 years ago
If it’s a tunnel, Wile E. Coyote has infested your house.
If it’s a really clever paint job, look for the Road Runner.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Mr. Phillips had refused to sell his property for the construction of High Speed Rail.
Bilan over 4 years ago
That exterminator is good. He must have a trained eye.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
They let us live in the front of the house
They let us live in the back
But there ain’t no livin’ in the middle of the house
‘Cause that’s the railroad track
When a bill collector comes to the house
He knocks and bangs on the door
So we sit him right down in the middle of the house
And he never comes back no more
The railroad comes through the middle of the house
The railroad comes through the middle of the house
It comes and goes through the middle of the house
And the trains are all on time
Here comes the five-o-nine
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
a mouse that size, they better make tracks…
The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago
Looks like you got the Reading Railroad line!
pcolli over 4 years ago
Might be the tunnel of love.
wrloftis over 4 years ago
It’s either a roadrunner, a coyote, or Chuck Jones.
Felix Raven over 4 years ago
Oh boy, this is great. :-D This kind of humor is why I subscribed to Argyle Sweater, the Far Side kind of humor. Recently I was sad not seeing anything like this, but at last!
osceola over 4 years ago
I guess he’s never seen trained mice.
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
If you try chasing any roadrunners down that thing, you’ll regret it.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s funny, I’ve never noticed this before.
The Brooklyn Accent over 4 years ago
Whatever your station in life, you should be content with it.
J Quest over 4 years ago
An infestation or rail-riding hobos…
uniquename over 4 years ago
It looks like Mr. Phillips has been railroaded.
Chief Inspector over 4 years ago
he may have a coyote/roadrunner infestation
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Looks to me they’re mining for something in that thar tunnel….
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Interesting events en train.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
Code says you should have a crossing light and drop gate.
patiodragon over 4 years ago
“Sir, you may have junkies. I can usually tell by their tracks.”
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Make tracks and get out of there.
waltermgm over 4 years ago
Seriously large mouse-tracks.
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
Giant Fraggles?
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Another masterpiece by the Duke of Cartoons: Mr. Hilburn. Kudos and yet again you earned my daily “Gold Star” for best cartoon!
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Get ready son. We’re going to catch the giant mouse. But father!!.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
It’s been this way ever since we hosted the Monopoly tournament.
anomaly over 4 years ago
The exterminator will track down the problem.
BubbleTape Premium Member over 4 years ago
got to hand it to them, though, whoever it is, they do good work.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Most honorable ninja leave no tracks.
David Peters over 4 years ago
When I was a kid this was one of my favourite songs:“The railroad runs through the middle of the house”
tinstar over 4 years ago
Whatever it is, just follow its tracks. They might not find it, though, because they all have tunnel vision.
JP Steve Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Pardon me Roy, is that the mouse who chewed your new shoes…?”