The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 13, 2020

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    You need an arms dealer.

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    Farewell to arms!!

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    PICTO  over 4 years ago

    The morgue…? Did you check the armory…?

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    juncarlo  over 4 years ago

    “Well, grab a shovel and go to the cemetery, come on. And that the arms are fresh.”

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    disembodiment can be so dispiriting…

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Experiencing a lack of body parts? You need the new Clone-O-Matic. The choice of 9 out of 10 Mad Scientists.

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    iggyman  over 4 years ago

    Look ma, no hands!

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    iggyman  over 4 years ago

    Good one today!

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Not an out-of-bodice experience?

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    At least Igor didn’t grab Abby Normal’s brain :-)

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    This, began grave digging….

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    The right to bear arms…

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Go to the grocery store and get an Arm and Hammer?

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    You have to hand it to him!

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    uniquename  over 4 years ago

    He needs an arm-y.

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    hoffquotes2  over 4 years ago

    Wouldn’t it be Igor that suffered the out of bodies experience?

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 4 years ago

    Find an arms dealer.

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    rexxster  over 4 years ago
    I could lend you a hand, but I don’t have any spare arms around here.
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    stamps  over 4 years ago

    Arma virumque cano.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    I don’t think he trusts Igor. Just a hunch.

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    anomaly  over 4 years ago

    And a near-life experience.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Probably no need for a morgue during a pandemic. Just a waste of taxpayer dollars.

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    Cactus-Pete  over 4 years ago

    Exactly none of this was in the book Frankenstein.

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    TheWildSow  over 4 years ago

    Give that guy a great big hand!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    ’E just wants to ensure the monster is ’armless.

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Order online from Armazon.com.

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    bigger Nate  over 4 years ago

    More he was out on a limb (or out of)

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Should be a given – the right to bear arms.

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  over 4 years ago

    How did the good Doctor get Frankie’s entire body in the same stage of decomp? His parts should be various shades of color, as people are, and each part should be decomposing at a different rate. It must be some perservative he put into the tissue to keep it viable until he could assemble the whole thing…a pickling agent for monster assembly. YES, I thought about that, now you have too!

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    Daeder  over 4 years ago

    Still not as bad as that time that all the morgue employees got drunk until the entire place was legless.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sorry, Master, many other mad scientists were out to get the same resources. It was a real arms race.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Most Igors on the Discworld like to keep a spare arm or two within reach (I was going to write “handy”) all the time.

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    Taracinablue  over 4 years ago

    I wonder where the stereotype of Frankenstein(‘s monster) being green comes from. Some of the early movies, maybe? I had to read the book for school, and I’m pretty sure there was no mention of his skin color… just that he was apparently large and horrifying, because strangers were all scared of him.

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