The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 28, 2020

Just use the bathtub like you always did…

Bury me face down, and put “THE END” for my epitaph.

Put it down on top of her?

And if they don’t put the seat down, their mother will come to scare them away.

Who was Rip? (JK)

Stone is missing the foundation and tipped over – such a Grave mistake..

Enough already!

Well, now you don’t have to anymore.

AND LEAVE THE LID UP!

Leave the lid down, or she’d flip her lid.

But they’re bachelors.

She’s found a way to remain pissy, even in death! :-0

Lift the seat up, put the lid down. Just so confusing. ALL RIGHT who peed on the seat and didn’t wipe it?

More toilet humor.

Take the plunge into commode etiquette.

Does that make the grave a composting toilet?

You don’t have to worry about anymore, the toilet police is gone.

The Simpsons did a rather hilarious episode on this subject.

Shouldn’t there be a cover on it?

Kind of a twisted family. Peeing on the grave is not your average graveside visit.

I wonder: Are those random names or tributes? If the latter, does Scott mean to honor them or say he wishes they were dead?

Mom’s passed. My wife of 54 years passed. But I still put the seat down with my shoed foot. You can’t be too careful.