The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 04, 2021

At least it wasn’t a joint venture between Diet Coke and Mentos.

the concept certainly didn’t lack fizz…

It wasn’t a very Fanta-stic idea. That’s why it fizzed out.

He has a drinking problem.

Been there, done that – https://regalwhisky.com/products/other-spirits/gin/snow-globe-gin-orange-and-gingerbread.html

Just put dessicated coconut in the lemonade and it would work.

The “Blurpee” did not go well with consumers.

At Portillo’s you can get a chocolate malt with chocolate cake crumbs mixed in – yum!

This is what happens when you hire Andy Kaufman to do your marketing.

Bring that to school for snow and tell.

In Asian markets they sell those drinks with tapioca spheres floating in them. I’ve never seen them anywhere else. I guess Americans don’t like their drinks chewy. :)

The globes were filled with extra sticky 7-Up…

And I thought it was Coors mountain seltzer water.

Takes a lot of moxie to do that. But that’s another company.