The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 14, 2021

Well Kid, that will happen someday at the processing plant near you!!!

Class wouldn’t happen to be Home Ec, would it?

Well, be like Foghorn Leghorn and keep your feathers numbered for such emergencies!

Is Ma using eggs in that cake mix?

That’s clucked up, if that happened I would get the flock outta there…

You’ll still be best dressed.

That’s taking Free Range to the next level.

I should have told you a long time ago about getting plucked !

Well, don’t get down over that.

It looks like he may be living his dream.

Plucky little dream.

Don’t worry , I have one where I’m only wearing a Ty-son.

Plucky little fella.

It was so cold I was covered in goosebumps.

What? Corn soup again? Waaaah! I wants chicken soup!

Such fowl language from all of yall.

The kid is naked as a jaybird.

“Without Feathers” – Woody Allen anthology

“Pubirty” is difficult for some.

…and a giant human standing over me with a knife saying “OK, I got the feathers off. Next, we have to…” then I wake up!

…and the name of the was school was Tyson Elementary….

Was it a cooking class?

The horrors of Cooking Class

Featherless chickens have been bred. The argument for their breeding is that since less food energy is used to grow feathers, more meat can be harvested for less feed.

He didn’t have the dream of the farmer eating his little sister and brother???

Why does dinner always taste like us?

Looks like he’s still in that dream…

Chickenhood angst.

And in front of a bunch of chicks.

He has Motherplucker Syndrome.

Must avoid “cock” joke…