The female always wins.
Hector was just another CRUNCH head(less) in the BUUUURP crowd.
He hasn’t lost his head over a female…….yet.
Those two look like celery sticks
Wrong on so many levels
That’s a pretty high price to pay just to procreate.
Wait a cotton pickin’ minute. How did the middle guy know about the other guy. What guy. The guy with the power of Hoo Doo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of a guy.
The name of the bar they’re in, is certainly appropriate.
He did it all for the noggin…
Okay, I got to address the elephant in the room: How do those to expect to drink?
Tell the guy on the left to “Quit while he’s ahead” or still has one!
The 2 on the right are jealous!
This shows why they are in the “condition” they are in – they weren’t thinking with their heads.
The Mantis Zombie Club! Enter at your own risk…
Like peas in a pod?
praying man tavern sounds like pretty much any bar in creation…
He’s a lifelong bachelor.
If a Mantis gets divorced, does he get to keep his head? (and just lose everything else?)
Maybe the Mantis on the left is gay.
Reminds me of the termite that walks onto a bar and asks “is the bartender?”
I thought only worms could do that!
Maybe he’s homosectual?
I don’t think that he’s got a prayer.
Maybe he’s going to a seminary.
Unlike many divorced men, he hasn’t let the small head do the thinking for the big head over an extreme-jealous female.
What exactly, does a headless Mantis, DO with a drink ?
So which one of the species does the praying? The female hoping for a desperate mate or the male hoping that “a relationship” won’t cost him his head?
The bachelor not only gets to keep his head, he gets all three of those drinks. After all, the others can’t use them.
Funny strip.
Zorak: “I ache with power….I am….ZAP…BAT-MANTIS!”
You can always find the prying mantis virgin male.
That’s funny!
“I’m not going home with her again.”
rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago
The female always wins.
santa72404 over 3 years ago
Hector was just another CRUNCH head(less) in the BUUUURP crowd.
Cool Hand Luke Premium Member over 3 years ago
He hasn’t lost his head over a female…….yet.
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Those two look like celery sticks
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Wrong on so many levels
Leojim over 3 years ago
That’s a pretty high price to pay just to procreate.
Jayalexander over 3 years ago
Wait a cotton pickin’ minute. How did the middle guy know about the other guy. What guy. The guy with the power of Hoo Doo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of a guy.
Aussie Down Under over 3 years ago
The name of the bar they’re in, is certainly appropriate.
Nate England over 3 years ago
He did it all for the noggin…
Nate England over 3 years ago
Okay, I got to address the elephant in the room: How do those to expect to drink?
iggyman over 3 years ago
Tell the guy on the left to “Quit while he’s ahead” or still has one!
iggyman over 3 years ago
The 2 on the right are jealous!
Doug K over 3 years ago
This shows why they are in the “condition” they are in – they weren’t thinking with their heads.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
The Mantis Zombie Club! Enter at your own risk…
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Like peas in a pod?
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
praying man tavern sounds like pretty much any bar in creation…
uniquename over 3 years ago
He’s a lifelong bachelor.
backyardcowboy over 3 years ago
If a Mantis gets divorced, does he get to keep his head? (and just lose everything else?)
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Maybe the Mantis on the left is gay.
Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago
Reminds me of the termite that walks onto a bar and asks “is the bartender?”
Smug King (Bonky Apprentice) over 3 years ago
I thought only worms could do that!
paranormal over 3 years ago
Maybe he’s homosectual?
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
I don’t think that he’s got a prayer.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
Maybe he’s going to a seminary.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Unlike many divorced men, he hasn’t let the small head do the thinking for the big head over an extreme-jealous female.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
What exactly, does a headless Mantis, DO with a drink ?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
So which one of the species does the praying? The female hoping for a desperate mate or the male hoping that “a relationship” won’t cost him his head?
Bilan over 3 years ago
The bachelor not only gets to keep his head, he gets all three of those drinks. After all, the others can’t use them.
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
Funny strip.
jnacombs over 3 years ago
Zorak: “I ache with power….I am….ZAP…BAT-MANTIS!”
donut reply over 3 years ago
You can always find the prying mantis virgin male.
Zykoic over 3 years ago
That’s funny!
Zykoic over 3 years ago
“I’m not going home with her again.”