The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 03, 2021

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    rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The female always wins.

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    santa72404  over 3 years ago

    Hector was just another CRUNCH head(less) in the BUUUURP crowd.

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    Cool Hand Luke Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He hasn’t lost his head over a female…….yet.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Those two look like celery sticks

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    Wrong on so many levels

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    That’s a pretty high price to pay just to procreate.

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    Wait a cotton pickin’ minute. How did the middle guy know about the other guy. What guy. The guy with the power of Hoo Doo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of a guy.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 3 years ago

    The name of the bar they’re in, is certainly appropriate.

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    Nate England  over 3 years ago

    He did it all for the noggin…

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    Nate England  over 3 years ago

    Okay, I got to address the elephant in the room: How do those to expect to drink?

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    Tell the guy on the left to “Quit while he’s ahead” or still has one!

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    The 2 on the right are jealous!

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    This shows why they are in the “condition” they are in – they weren’t thinking with their heads.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    The Mantis Zombie Club! Enter at your own risk…

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Like peas in a pod?

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    praying man tavern sounds like pretty much any bar in creation…

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    He’s a lifelong bachelor.

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    backyardcowboy  over 3 years ago

    If a Mantis gets divorced, does he get to keep his head? (and just lose everything else?)

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    Maybe the Mantis on the left is gay.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the termite that walks onto a bar and asks “is the bartender?”

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    Smug King (Bonky Apprentice)  over 3 years ago

    I thought only worms could do that!

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    Maybe he’s homosectual?

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    I don’t think that he’s got a prayer.

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    Lablubber   over 3 years ago

    Maybe he’s going to a seminary.

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    Unlike many divorced men, he hasn’t let the small head do the thinking for the big head over an extreme-jealous female.

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    What exactly, does a headless Mantis, DO with a drink ?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So which one of the species does the praying? The female hoping for a desperate mate or the male hoping that “a relationship” won’t cost him his head?

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    The bachelor not only gets to keep his head, he gets all three of those drinks. After all, the others can’t use them.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Funny strip.

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    jnacombs  over 3 years ago

    Zorak: “I ache with power….I am….ZAP…BAT-MANTIS!”

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    donut reply  over 3 years ago

    You can always find the prying mantis virgin male.

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    That’s funny!

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    “I’m not going home with her again.”

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