Scientists are renown wits. Politicians are only 50% as witty.
I take it that the retort he’s holding is the one that is witty.
“You have always been my favorite assistant Ulysses but your impatience is quite vexing. Watching the balanoposthitis bloom is something that requires days to observe”.
Yes they do!
That makes the arborous biosphere WHIFFY not WITTY.
He should have distilled his remarks first Through the retort.
Test Tube B, or not Test Tube B? Oh, wait, that was Sunday’s gag.
I hope we’re not supposed to think that instrument on the table is the electron microscope.
Got Charmin?
I thought it was supposed to work only in spherical chickens in a vacuum
Electron microscopes don’t look much like regular microscopes.
Shades of TBBT…
I thought he said “chick” cell.
Except that’s not an electron microscope.
Does a bear poop in the woods?
A cheek cell? Depending on which cheek, that may be TMI.
This is un-ursine-able.
But seriously…
This joke is scatological in nature…
Huh?
Not in my woods they don’t!
Please endeavor to eschew obfuscation in the future
Indubitably so
Does that one have hair growing out of his nose ;-)
Not very smart, misspelled arboreous.
Superfrog about 3 years ago
Scientists are renown wits. Politicians are only 50% as witty.
danketaz Premium Member about 3 years ago
I take it that the retort he’s holding is the one that is witty.
Jayalexander about 3 years ago
“You have always been my favorite assistant Ulysses but your impatience is quite vexing. Watching the balanoposthitis bloom is something that requires days to observe”.
iggyman about 3 years ago
Yes they do!
dcandmx about 3 years ago
That makes the arborous biosphere WHIFFY not WITTY.
backyardcowboy about 3 years ago
He should have distilled his remarks first Through the retort.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago
Test Tube B, or not Test Tube B? Oh, wait, that was Sunday’s gag.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 3 years ago
I hope we’re not supposed to think that instrument on the table is the electron microscope.
e.groves about 3 years ago
Got Charmin?
redback about 3 years ago
I thought it was supposed to work only in spherical chickens in a vacuum
Nuliajuk about 3 years ago
Electron microscopes don’t look much like regular microscopes.
StratmanRon about 3 years ago
Shades of TBBT…
stamps about 3 years ago
I thought he said “chick” cell.
stamps about 3 years ago
Except that’s not an electron microscope.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Does a bear poop in the woods?
uniquename about 3 years ago
A cheek cell? Depending on which cheek, that may be TMI.
Lablubber about 3 years ago
This is un-ursine-able.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
But seriously…
Ron Wm. Hurlbut about 3 years ago
This joke is scatological in nature…
paranormal about 3 years ago
Huh?
zeexenon about 3 years ago
Not in my woods they don’t!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
Please endeavor to eschew obfuscation in the future
Old Man River about 3 years ago
Indubitably so
rice69922 about 3 years ago
Does that one have hair growing out of his nose ;-)
PAR85 about 3 years ago
Not very smart, misspelled arboreous.