I am surprised nobody mentioned the National Climate assessment 20th year release: Outcome; no statistically significant warming in 20 years, in spite of their manipulation of the baseline data.
I once postulated that you could wipe out all of Dracula’s kin by simply changing their citizenship so that they’re subjects of the U.K. They say the sun never sets on the British vampire.
Ratkin almost 3 years ago
He’s buying it for his girlfriend, Melanoma
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Garlic and onion chips are a nice touch
Farside99 almost 3 years ago
I like how Bob Van Helsing has altered the sunblock label to make it look more effective.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
And for the other creatures of the night, he spiked the silver bullet beer with silver bullets.
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
“I hope that’s not a child proof cap. I got singed the last time trying to open the bottle.”
Bring Back "The Good Place" almost 3 years ago
“Drac, sweetie, it’s time to turn over—AIEEEE!”
iggyman almost 3 years ago
He has a horse, thy call him “Pale Rider”!
Darryl Heine almost 3 years ago
10,000 proof sunblock???
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
A sizzling encounter of the third kind….
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Transylvanian Tropic.
jel354 almost 3 years ago
Bob’s brother did not have a stake in his business.
lv2sew almost 3 years ago
Bob needs to upgrade. He’s got a wired mouse.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Who?
Sir Isaac almost 3 years ago
Vampires above the Arctic circle have it tough where day/night oscillates between light and dark 24/7.
uniquename almost 3 years ago
He also sells mudpacks, with dirt from their graves.
Indianapolis Smith almost 3 years ago
OK. Is that a mustache, or nose hair? I can’t tell.
Malph almost 3 years ago
How did the FIRST vampire come into being?
xSigoff Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I am surprised nobody mentioned the National Climate assessment 20th year release: Outcome; no statistically significant warming in 20 years, in spite of their manipulation of the baseline data.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
So – he opened up a franchise: Garlic, Sunscreen and More?
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
He also owns another business next door. House Of Mirrors.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
What a sucker.
Lightpainter almost 3 years ago
Bob might want to ask Scary Gary about this sunscreen idea.
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Be sure to Count the money.
flyintheweb almost 3 years ago
Bob Helsing? With that SPF, I thought that was Benjamin Moore…..
The Brooklyn Accent almost 3 years ago
I once postulated that you could wipe out all of Dracula’s kin by simply changing their citizenship so that they’re subjects of the U.K. They say the sun never sets on the British vampire.