The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 08, 2021

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    FreihEitner Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I ate a peanut and it was a salted.

    I’ll see myself out.

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    i heard Mr Peanut is in the hospital after an incident downtown. Police say he was a salted!

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    nosirrom  almost 3 years ago

    Well from seeing where the damage is I’d say that he was a$$-salted.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    And a savage attack it was, too!

    Cop: Can you describe your assailant?

    Snowman: I never saw him. He sneaked up on me from behind and I wasn’t even aware of him until it was too late.

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 3 years ago

    No dude, you WERE assaulted.

    and back-salted, and head-salted….

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    whahoppened  almost 3 years ago

    Just wash it off… Uh… Let me re-think that.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  almost 3 years ago

    Peppered with salt?

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    The nuts were unsalted. (oh dear me. sorry.)

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    Glad they did not hit him with a battery as well!

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    The perp had a monocle and a cane and a funny hat !

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    whoever did that was worth his salt…

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    This is why nobody makes salty ice creams.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    And once again, never build a snowman in a high traffic area…you can lose your @$$!

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    SunflowerGirl100  almost 3 years ago

    If it had been a slug or a snail instead of a snowman, it would definitely be a homicide.

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    LilyGilder  almost 3 years ago

    A witness stated he saw a girl in a blue dress carrying an umbrella.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    If it was Mr Peanut, it must have been a Big sneeze.

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    purepaul Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Did the attacker yell “ I got your back, man!”

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    No Frosty no more.

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    schaefer jim  almost 3 years ago

    It was Mr Peanut!

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    Lablubber   almost 3 years ago

    The perp was driving a truck that had the words “Department of Public Works” on it.

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    mwksix  almost 3 years ago

    “Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der Straße, und von vas assaulted…peanut. Ohohohoho!”

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    But at least it didn’t make you ass look large.

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    ars731  almost 3 years ago

    MELTING! I AM MELTING! WHAT AN WORLD!

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    snappyboy  almost 3 years ago

    Nobody has mentioned the possibility of a dog peeing behind the snowman’s back.

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