The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 10, 2022

Talk about a hot foot.

instead of smoking in bed he is smoking the bed!

Lucky he hasn’t set fire to the house yet.

Is he on a Tinder date?

Oh my gosh!! Another great visual pun. What’s the punning secret??

He must be having a smitemare.

Here class, is another example of sleep snack-nea.

Dangers of smoking in bed!

She needs to lock up the marshmallows and graham crackers.

Talk about a hot-foot…..

looks like he’s using an old clothes hanger from the dry cleaner’s…

I’m afraid I’d kick them both out of bed, crackers or no crackers.

Again?

That is NOT what I though you meant when you said you were hot in bed.

Sleep s’moring again!

Mitch earns his demerit badge.

Does she want one too? He probably never shares when he s’mores.

S’moring vs snoring— doesn’t quite make sense visually.

There is a warning label somewhere that this activity could be dangerous

C’mon baby, light my fire,…

When she said “Light my fire!” that’s not what she wanted to see.

That’s not how you kindle romance.

Sure, I remember that old nursery rhyme song from my younger days:

It’s raining, it’s pouring,

The old man is s’moring.

Went to bed and bumped his head,

And burned down his house in the morning.

Sweet dreams are made of these, and who am I to disagree?

Did the smoke detector go off?

Before he was smoring he was sawing logs to make that fire.