The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 11, 2022

She really is Wonder Woman, she wonders where her baby went!

Good thing the kid can fly!

Steve Junior!

Compare to today’s “1 and Done”:

https://www.gocomics.com/1-and-done/2022/05/11

Is that what you call a projectile birth??!!

OK, call me stupid but she still looks pregnant to me … so what did she just push out? Or is that her bust and not her abdomen?

This is why there is a cord. He should have just zoomed back in again.

It’s a wonder that they didn’t have the room more baby-proofed (and birth-proofed).

It’s a small wonder (instead of it’s no small wonder).

Maj. Trevor’s gonna be heartbroken over that one.

Faster than a speeding bullet.

There’s a short story by Larry Niven – “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”.

OW!

Now the kid will have a backstory: “Raised by a kindly old couple after he crashed through their window…”

Careful. It appears she has another round in the chamber.

I think it’s comical how illustrated doctors seem to always have that light on their foreheads. Yes, they still use them on occasion, but it is so few and far between with all of the technological advancements nowadays. I suppose it’s akin to depicting a corded phone.

Not sure if I should give a “like” to this one; we are talking about a newborn baby, right?

No wonder. :)

Hope it came out with an invisible flying baby buggy.

Duck and cover..

Labor pains? I’ll show you labor pains!

Doctor’s note: Move the delivery room away from the major intersection.

I hope it’s a bouncing baby boy.

Wait, I can see him, he’s okay! Wow, that is REALLY a bouncing baby (super) boy!

SuperBaby