The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 14, 2022

So that’s what the lumps of coal really are!

Teach them to drop it at 30,000 like aircraft

Just remember which sack you take down the chimney!!!

Are the stable elves on strike?

Remember when reindeer fly get your umbrella.

At least he is a responsible pet owner.

“And if you ever saw it, you would say it stains the snow…”

Santa thought, why does it have to be coal?

Waste Management!

Some municipalities might require the reindeer wear diapers.

Do not think the Elf is not so jolley doing that job!

Cork ‘em before flight

Do pilots have to worry about reindeer strikes on Christmas Eve?

The unfortunate task of owning pets….

Back in the old days these were just like extra little presents that he left for his recipients. He’s not allowed to leave these fertile gifts anymore.

Presents for keen gardeners?

Have a happy crappy Xmas!!!

If that house has naughty children, he could accomplish both tasks before leaving.

“Rudolph the red-noised reindeer, had a very steamy stool/ You shouldn’t try to scoop it, until it begins to cool.”

Stocking filler for Freedom Kawkus members?

C’mon Santa, rules are rules!  You don’t want to wind up on your own naughty list do ya?

Dispose of the bag properly please. Don’t just leave it on the ground somewhere.

One of my worst experiences was being in a parade and marching behind a mounted cavalry troop. The horses were continually dropping big piles of poop for the marchers to try to navigate around.

He is saving it to place in the stockings of some of the senators.

Leave that with the kids on the naughty list…

There was a time when no one thought about such tasks when illustrating the fantasy of Christmas we give our children. Why now?

Thanks Karen!!!

“So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,Hail our dear old friend kris kringle,Driving his reindeer across the sky.Don’t stand underneath when they fly by.”

Tom Lehrer

Coal, my eye! Now we know what Santa really leaves for naughty children.

Why are the reindeer at the back of the sleigh?

looks like things are picking up for santa…