The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 21, 2023

“You’re right. I’ve felt like he’s always been with me.”

Has she has work done, there is no hourglass on her abdomen…

“Fangs for the advice, Doc.”

This is the funniest take I’ve seen on this idea in a long time!

This one leaves me feeling kinda sick.

She caught him in the dark web one night so she ate him….it was time anyways!

She tries, but the web keeps sticking to her teeth.

I’m wondering why she has only five eyes instead of eight. Maybe she should see an eye doctor next.

He left a bad taste in her mouth.

Boo, hiss, fell off the chair laughing.

This is what happens when you use Web MD to find a dentist.

Now, that is funny!

Mrs. Australian Redback Spider says, our babies are doing fine, thank you.

Flossing? I would think the Nae Nae would be more appropriate.