The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 25, 2023

It was time to kindle the knight light.

thats a hot one!

The joke’s on you, Sir Robin.

Well, that was worth a Gigglesnort. But it’s playing Dirty, Dragon. (I would give an Internet link to a old kids’ TV show to explain this. But unfortunately the title contains an abbreviation now considered vulgar. Thanks, Bill Clinton.)

You “knight” have known!

You need to make sure you aren’t downwind or in the line of fire when they are lighting the candles.

Well, DUH! ☺️☺️

It gets worse. His wish was to relight the candle.

I don’t get it… he just invited the knight to get burned in the face?

He told you it was gonna be a big blowout.

Knight’s at the Wrong Table.

BBQ will be served shortly

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for they are subtle and quick to anger and you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Would you like a mint? Does anyone have some aloe vera?

He got a char out of it.

And that’s how The Black Knight got his name…

Precocious 8-year-old humor.

They’ll eat the cake first, too — the knight is the dessert.