The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 22, 2023

The one that likes to lick the back of his head!!!

The bottom middle.

the top middle.

ready to give you a big KISS!

The one called slurppy.

Crossbred with an anteater?

Rumor thatijustmadeup has it Gene Simmons picked up women by sitting silently alone in a bar, slowly licking his eyebrows.

The first thing Gene said after adopting that dog was “Cat got your tongue?”

The one that can’t hold his licker

The one that can’t sing. oof, er Woof!

Some pets start to look like their owners?

I’d give you a hint, but I’m sure it would be a real stretch. :}

Lick it up, lick it up, oh, it’s only right nowLick it up, lick it up, oh, ooh yeahLick it up, lick it up, oh, come on (come on)Lick it up, lick it up, oh, ooh

The white one. He likes to rock and roll all night and party every day.

Gene likes to sic the dog on Peter Criss.

The dog should have a patch around one of its eyes.

Funny. I saw they’re coming here to Nashville to perform, 6" platform shoes and all!

I remember reading a Ripley’s a long time ago about some Hindu sadhus who had surgery to the root of their tongues so that they could reach their tilakas with them.

Gene’s even wearing his makeup.

Is that a rock hound?

The one that gives one heck of a KIZZ

He’s gone bats.

Our dog’s often hangs out of her mouth even when she’s asleep.

Top left, her name is Beth.