The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 25, 2024

Reminds me when Raymond Burr (Perry Mason) came back as Ironside

He’s talking to Kitty Wide.

Happily, Jean wasn’t pictured.

More like XXXL

Well rounded individuals!

“I’m so hungry, I could eat a beast . . . Um, no. I didn’t mean you”

This is an XL-ent team doing XL-ent work.

We’re going to need more extra strength Super-Spandex.

Nerd alert. The Brotherhood of Evil mutants had The Blob. The Inferior Five had The Blimp [overweight, he could fly but only at walking speed] The Legion had Bouncing Boy. The Great Lakes Avengers had Big Bertha, a skinny supermodel whose power was to become an obese powerhouse.

I always knew X-Men were Hyuuuuuge.

Not XL, just average American Joes.

XL used to mean tall and large framed, now it just means fat. Men’s clothing used to fit guys with normal body weight, but now we have to buy slim-fit or slender-cut clothing. What a pain. What happened to calling fat clothes “husky”? I guess so many people are fat that the industry just evolved to include them as typical.

They XL at everything they do.

Na na na na na na na Fat Man

If they are XL, there should be 40 of them there. Roman numerals XL=40.

XXL, I say.

They need a Marvel-ous diet.

On it, Sir!

And don’t forget the XL WOmen

More like the XXXL Men

Good news for Firefist. In “Deadpool 2,” he complained that no super team (before X-Factor) would take him because he was too fat.

XL extra huge in Harrisburg PA, baby!!

They look more like the XXXL Men.

They’re at the age where their metabolism is slow.