The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 15, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Talking to your replacement.”

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    cracker65  4 months ago

    Dead under a street light.

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    Flying into a wall.

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Must be a temporary job service!

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    bigger Nate  4 months ago

    Either flattened on a sports cars windshield or a bikers helmet

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    I see myself flying headlong into a bug zapper….

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    Bumping my head against the glass window.

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    Steamboat307  4 months ago

    Desperately seeking a partner to reproduce with. Is that ok on company time?

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    wongo  4 months ago

    Floating upside down in a swimming pool

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    Slowly, he turned...  4 months ago

    Happily married and at the end of a wonderful career.

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    fullmoondeb Premium Member 4 months ago

    The mayfly strips never get old… and neither do the mayflies.

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    In a pile of dung?

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    walstib Premium Member 4 months ago

    Reminds me of annual job performance reviews the last 5 years of my so-called “career”.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago

    Employee turnover is ungodly.

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    jconnors3954  4 months ago

    In your chair.

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    IT Sauzeech  4 months ago

    I always wondered why species like mayflies and several other insects that seem to live only so they can reproduce and die even exist. Such a short lifespan. How do they even survive as a species?

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Becoming one with a truck windshield in La Crosse, Wisconsin near the river.

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    Buoy  4 months ago

    Am I having deja vu, or did we just see this one a couple weeks ago?

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    Lablubber   4 months ago

    Being digested.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    He always knew he’d make it one day.

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    crazeekatlady  4 months ago

    In a mirror, same as now.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member 4 months ago

    A Fish Dinner… sorry – A Fish’s Dinner.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    “I figure if I work here for 4 hours, I can go on vacation.”

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    marksdata  4 months ago

    They are here for food for others.

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    Peam Premium Member 4 months ago

    “The Mayfly: so called because they may not.” So this is Science. H.F. Ellis 1932

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    wildlandwaters  4 months ago

    …with you…pushin’ up daisies!

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    christelisbetty  4 months ago

    Annoying baseball players in Cleveland.

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    dapperdaniel  4 months ago

    I don’t think they produce one offspring at a time. Perhaps a better question would be how the human species has managed to survive.

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