The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 13, 2024

That’s just nuts grandma!

Depends on where they’re strategically placed.

I remember a similar joke, concerning the difference between male and female Hershey bars.

Two per gingerbread man?

She should use filberts. (I was going to say hazel nuts but we all know that Hazel doesn’t have nuts.) ;-)

Deez nutz.

For the Gingerbread woman you could use two chocolate chips or dried fruit.

What! No Coco de Mer?

Clever.

What do pecans have to do with gingerbread men and women?

LOL!

You must be nuts!

Her special sig-nuture recipe.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t!

How about stars and wreaths instead of gingerbread folks? Or X-mas trees and crosses? Angels and horns?

You could use the nuts for both sexes, depending on where you place them. For the gingerbread women, they’re on the chest.

Maybe then a Supreme Court justice could tell the difference.

One hundredth upvote of the day on this comic!

I took this one differently. The Pee-can is usually used differently by men vs women.

You can’t complain about inflation when deer nuts are still under a buck.

Keep that plate of cookies away from the nutcrackers.

Oh Nuts!!!

Yet another humorist rejects trans ideology.

Kids better behave, Grandma can get a little testy.

I label baked goods that I bring to events as “Male” and “Female”. It always gets a chuckle

Q: Which is cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts? A: Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are two dollars a bag, but Deer Nuts are under a buck.

Where are the SheCans…

Body-part humor is really no-talent humor. Along the lines of fart, flushing toilet and "OH! you said ‘butt’ " humor. geez.

I guess she puts them either at the top or the bottom of the cookie.

Granny, Do you know the muffin man,The muffin man, the muffin man?Do you know the muffin man,Who lives on Drury Lane?

Yes I know the muffin man,The muffin man, the muffin man.Yes I know the muffin man,Who lives on Drury Lane.

I thought she put it on the head for the woman because pecan halves look like brains.

If the girl asks for a gingerbread man and the pecan is the first thing she bites, you’ll know what kind of wife she’ll be.

That’s one way to tell the difference….

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my wife likes male Hershey bars

I would think peanuts would look more accurate than walnuts, for either sex. Or, for the female, maybe cashews with the convex side down.

Facepalm LOL

Granny, I think the kids are a little young for your humor

Nuts to! you, Grandma!

Good one, Scott! Thanks for the laugh out loud this morning.